Mood Oracle

💦A disgustingly relatable indie oracle deck with plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on. 😬

If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before... 🤩

The Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your b0ng water on.

🗣Here's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle:

“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls”

“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.”

“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.”

“This deck exploits Koalas.”

“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.”

🎴Use deck to:

Bathtub readingz

Test spaghetti Flip at #love&light hoez

Build a fort to cry in

Scoop melted queso

Weed out clients without a sense of humor

Doubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!